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I don't know to whom I should blame,but I can't help myself swearing each time I open internet explorer.well...it's not working again!grrr.

hmmm...as I started to look at the bright side of everything,I regard this as a msg from the heaven! I'm not going to fix it within these two months!!

do you know if you giggle 15mins daily,you can loose your weight by 2kilos in a year!so I choose several joke from 2006 sep. reader's digest humour issue!

a man go to a pet shop to buy a parrot.the shop owner points to three identical parrots on a perch and says
'the parrot on the left cost $500'
man-'why does it cost so much?'
owner-'well..the parrot knows how to do legal research'
the man then asks about the next parrot.and is told that one costs a whopping $1000 because it can do everything the other parrot can do-plus it knows how to write a brief that will win any case in any court.naturally the increasingly startled man asks about the third parrot and is told that it cost$2000
he asks -'what can IT do?'
'to be honest'the owner replies,'I have never seen it do a thing.but the other two parrots call him senior partner'
Lol.




what do a lawyer and sperm have in common?
A one in three million chance of becoming a human being!



A guy enters a bar where the only other patron is a seal,sitting at the far end of the room.after a few minutes,the seal shouts to the man,'I like the way you smell!'
Confused,the man ignores the compliment.A few minutes later the seal shouts,'You've got a great hair cut!' every few minutes it yells out another compliment.finally the patron turns to the bartender.
'what's with the animal?'he asks.
'he's our seal of approval' the bartender replies.




A businessman was interviewing applicants for the position of divisional manager.he devised a simple test to select the most suitable person for the job.he asked each applicant the question, 'what is two and two?'
the first interviewee was a journalist.his answer was 22
the second was a social worker.she said'I don't know the answer but i'm glad we had time to discuss this important question'
the third applicant was an engineer.he pulled out a slide rule and showed the answer to be between 3.999 and 4.001
the last applicant was an accountant.who got up from his chair,went over to the door,closed it,then came back and sat down.He leaned across the desk and said in a low voice,'how much do you want it to be?'


lol.that's me!!